i had a dream that this malicious-looking man was attempting to kidnap me.
i somehow managed, in awesome Michael-Weston-from-Burn-Notice style, to turn everything around; i managed to kidnap him instead.
i then knocked him out cold and gave him a sex change.
(of course i would know how to do something like that in my dreams)
he (?she?) woke up, was absolutely horrified and most likely scarred for life. he/she ran off without any pants. i don't quite understand why. but what's the use in trying to figure these odd things out?
but yeah. gave the poor man a sex change.
how wicked of me. i love it.
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